Friday, October 11, 2019

Film Review - Vice (2018) - Dir. Adam McKay

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"The following is a true story. Or true as it can be given that Dick Cheney is known as one of the most secretive leaders in history. But we did our fucking best."

These words written in yellow text preface the film, informing us that this is hardly cinematic journalism. 

This is not inherently an issue. Liberties must be taken in every narrative feature, either because names must be changed or because not all the facts could be verified or because simply for dramatic flourish. This is all quite valid, this is narrative cinema, intended to engage, not lecture. 

However, therein lies the problem. In spite of its quite unusual editorial aesthetic, intended to evoke laughter towards the absurdity of the proceedings, it feels very much like a lecture. And not a lecture given by one who wishes to teach but a mean-spirited lecture given by one who looks down upon their students, chiding them for not already having all the facts and beating them over the head with said facts in a desperate flaunting of intelligence. 

"And with people working longer and longer hours," the film's narration says over footage of the working class, "for less and less, when we do have free time, the last thing we want is complicated analysis of our government, lobbying, international trade agreements, and tax bills," which is then spoken over footage of two young ladies at some sort of rave or concert, dancing madly, shaking and bobbing their heads intensely. 

This narration is sympathetic to those who simply want to escape from the absolute chaos running in the background of American life. But the imagery its juxtaposed against is judgmental; this specific footage of two young women having fun, happening to look somewhat foolish while doing so, is framed as judgement towards an ignorant populace, for not knowing the things the movie knows and not sharing that supposed intelligence. 

And yet... the more we watch the movie, the more we see that the film isn't very interested in educating us either. We don't really seem to come away with much new information. We learn a little bit about the the concept of the Unitary Executive Theory and about the Torture Memos and some decent background context but never really seem to delve much into how those things work. Despite the film stating that "the last thing we want is complicated analysis of government" (which is an odd claim given you're presumably narrating to an audience that opted to see a complicated analysis of government), it never actually analyzes... anything. I understand things such as this can prove rather dry cinematically, of course. But if a film like All the President's Men can handle such dense jargon and vast amounts of information, Vice has not much excuse regarding the explanation of the concepts presented. 

Because literally flashing the words Unitary Executive Theory on screen several times like we're inattentive children doesn't help us understand how it works or really what it is outside of a vague concept or idea. And for all the cheeky cutaways to butterfly knives and fly fishing--which serve as heavy handed metaphor for political precision and the "reeling people in" of politics--comedic freeze frames, and all the sardonic narration meant to let us in on politics fueling Dick Cheney's rise to power, we ultimately don't receive enough context to understand how Cheney got to the place of power he occupied. 

The film's aesthetic choices come off as though it is meant to hold the attention of an inattentive audience, yet it teaches us nothing as it drowns in its own editorial and musical histrionics, its willingness to blur the line between reality and fiction in a manner all too irresponsible and, frankly, immature. (Take for example the film accusing Lynne Cheney's father of murdering his wife, despite all evidence suggesting the opposite, as well as the fact that he literally drank himself to death two years later)

The great cinematic satirists have known exactly how to juxtapose image to image, image to music (look no further than Stanley Kubrick) for the sake of the search for truth, but McKay seems lost in these intentions. Some attempts work well enough--Cheney being informed of the Unitary Executive Theory is one such moment, which lets us in on Cheney's predatory personality through a single shit-eating grin--but ultimately this editorial aesthetic is incredibly misguided and serves only to obfuscate McKay's ultimate points about the government and about Dick Cheney himself.

And what does the film have to say about Dick Cheney? What does the film teach us about the inner life of his character based on Dick Cheney? Well, nothing really. As a result of the intended edutainment meant to stem from the idiosyncratic editing style, the film will not allow itself the time nor space for us to get to know him or his family very well at all. There's a genuinely well done heart motif throughout the film relating to Dick's faulty heart, his metaphorical heart bordering on the side of corruption but beating on, keeping him tied to the love of his family. Once his heart is replaced (with that of the *fictional* narrator's, one who served in the Iraq War, possibly a metaphor for how Cheney has robbed the common man of their heart and sucked them dry, used them) after a particularly nasty and potential fatal heart failure, he loses sight of that for good, with all the goodness in Cheney dying as he loses his heart. 

But it's ultimately an emotional arc for a character we ultimately never really know. Yes, Cheney is quite secretive, his family life is something we don't know a lot about, but when in doubt, one must commit to the rules of fiction; help us care. We want to care about the people we see on screen, we seek to connect with those we watch or read about. This is where fiction is allowed to step in, not untrue nonsense about a murderous father that ultimately goes nowhere or wasting time on a Shakespearean soliloquy that stretches for over 3 minutes and serves not character nor narrative nor education. 

In spite of this flagrant disregard for narrative real estate in the name of a form of cinematic peacocking the film still insists upon its own intelligence and upon the lack of intelligence in its viewers, right down to the very end. 

At the end of the narrative, Cheney is interviewed regarding his potential regrets. He voices his position of knowing he is judged and being okay with it, voices that he did what he felt he had to do, asks what terrorist attacks people would let slide to "not seem like a mean and nasty fella." He insists that he will not apologize for any of his actions, justifies them thoroughly. He says the people "chose him" and did what they asked of him. The words themselves are not the problem, they are the bewildering delusions of a man who will do anything to justify his abhorrent behavior. 

The problem is that to express this, Cheney breaks the fourth wall, speaking downward towards the audience with the camera pointed upward at him. Regardless of intent, this seems to place the onus directly on the audience, talking down to them, insisting that it is their fault rather than meeting them where they're at. It reeks of a perspective that fails to understand the intricacies of the political climate, then and now, and instead falls prey to the very same generalizations a worrying amount of people on both sides of the political spectrum fall prey to as well.*

The song "I Like to Be In America" from West Side Story plays (which my mother called tasteless) over various credits of decorated fishing hooks (*sighs*) before a final credits tag that reveals a lot about McKay's thoughts of the climate. 

The film ends with a focus group shown earlier in the film remarking upon the film we just watched; one man, overweight and donning a football jersey, a Trump voter, notes Vice's perceived liberal bias. Another man, framed as the voice of reason, notes that the film is "all facts that needed to be vetted by a lawyer" and that it makes no sense to state the film has a bias when the film is comprised of facts (which it is but loosely so). 

The Trump voter says, verbatim; "You would say that, lib-tard."

The two get into an argument and begin fighting physically and as they do, a young woman turns to the lady next to her and says, verbatim; "I can't wait to see the new Fast and the Furious movie, that looks lit."

This shows us... pretty everything we have to know about McKay's stance on things today. It, ultimately, is the movie. It is overly simplistic, immensely self-aggrandizing to an insufferable degree, and... frankly... it's kind of boring. It's agitating, yes, and some things work, but ultimately, it's just more boring than if one had told the story directly. It *does* have a bias. 

But its bias is not liberal or conservative or centrist; its bias is its ego, believing itself as more knowledgeable, more prescient, more morally superior to those who simply want to live their lives in peace. 

If one desires to win people over, meet them where they are, talk to them as fellow humans, not problematic individuals to set straight. These were atrocities carried out over the course of the Iraq war, a mixture of deliberate action and incompetence. Unnecessary death tolls were incurred. So much pain and suffering experience for essentially nothing. Yes, the average Trump supporter may very well be rather dense or bullheaded or stubborn but one cannot think this way in the creation of art intended to encourage rational discourse. 

One cannot speak down to everyone and expect people to listen. One cannot reduce human beings to the worst of this discourse, as bad as it can seem (and by God does it seem terrible) because everyone on the political spectrum will feel condescended to and tune out. 

The tag is wrongheaded, it is condescending, it is deeply annoying. The film itself berates those who simply want to live their lives, who are not politically active and are not as well educated about such political matters.

But McKay, people went to see this movie. Not a lot of people, seeing as it bombed. But people saw it. Because some people were interested. And maybe if you had stepped back a little bit and focused on your intentions and read the room a little more, maybe it wouldn't have done so poorly. Maybe if you had done so, the discussion would have been just that much more complex and productive. Instead, it just seems you've shifted the Overton window that much more.

And I'm sure this film has done something for interesting people in the subject matter of the film. Frankly, that's worth this movie existing, the passion behind the movie is worth its existence.

I think McKay is brilliant. I think he has yet to make his best film. I think his Epstein film has the chance to be great, if it isn't mired in all of this extraneous nonsense.

However, Vice will stand in my mind as one thing in particular; a big fat piss-soaked zero.

- The Songbird

Monday, September 2, 2019

Shower Thoughts: Captain Marvel is Buzz Lightyear

  • They're both loyal space cops from Starforce/Star Command, respectively.
  • They're both quite stubborn.
  • They both have wrist comms built into their outfits
  • They both shoot laser/energy projectiles from their wrists.
  • They both work with blue people during their time as space cops.
  • Their lives are both rocked violently by the revelation that their former lives as space cops are lies. 
  • They fall with style.
  • Their helmets do that... that... that whoosh thing. 
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

- Lazuli

Sunday, September 1, 2019

Picture Prompt: A Female Study - John William Waterhouse


A ghost haunts me, the ghost of the man I'd loved and lost. 

This could not be real, of course not. I'd been asleep, dreaming distantly of traumas past. How could this be? How could he possibly be with me in any way, any form at all? 

A demon! A demon of Hellish origin, come to claim my soul in the form of one trusted and beloved! I'd not allow him passage to my spirit, I'd not let him! I will not be deceived! I will not--

He grabs me somehow, in this barely corporeal form. He grabs my hands and stares deep into my eyes. I can see his mouth motioning for words, word I cannot hear. He tries to speak but he cannot make the sound! He is trapped. Trapped between now and the hereafter in his own personal hell, forced to witness life, unable to partake in its beauty...

I gaze back at him, choking back a sob. I clutch his hands as best as possible, my own grasp shaking violently, my own thoughts deeply and truly troubled to the core.

My God... could it be him...? Could it possibly be?

"William?," I ask. 

He vanishes into shapeless vapor that ekes between my fingers far too slowly. My heart remains suspended in time, suspended in that moment just before dissipation. 

"W-what...?"

The silence is so much louder than it was just a moment ago, so much more overwhelming... 

My William is gone once more. 

He had something to tell me...

A ghost haunts me.

The memory of his death, a shapeless morbid vapor that clings to the flesh, haunts me. 

And only my own end will have it cease. - Evelyn Raczynski

Picture Prompt: The Mermaid - John William Waterhouse



I look upon the human vessel from afar, and they look upon me. Some wish to take me as their own. Some wish to be like me, aching to be a part of another world, another kingdom. I work my hands through my hair for them, amused by their reactions. Reactions of lust, of desire. I see not what they clamor for, I see not what they desire, for I am naught more than a little mermaid, sitting upon the human shore.

Soon, I can tell many things of the human race from this shore, I can see many things from the passing ships. I can tell who rapes and pillages, plunders and exploits. I can tell who extends their hands of mercy and love, tenderness and joy. I can tell who would violate me. I can tell who would join me under the sea. I see very clearly how complex they are from the intensity of a glance, the tone of a shout.

But none can tell a single thing about me. They scarcely hear my voice. They've forgotten how to listen to the world. They've forgotten how to listen to the sea. They cannot hear my song. They cannot hear my voice. To them, I am an exhibit, nature's exhibit, meant for others to ogle at, to reach for but never touch. In one way or another, I am objectified, idealized, placed upon a pedestal in an all too human manner.

They cannot listen.

And so I return to the sea for good, in search of another shore.

They no longer amuse me. 

I will no longer amuse them.

- Evelyn Raczynski




Double Feature: Recieve With Simplicity - The Big Lebowski (1998) & A Serious Man (2009)


"Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you." - Rashi.


The Big Lebowski & A Serious Man, directed by Joel & Ethan Coen, oppose each other in their protagonists' decisions and views on life.

The Big Lebowski's Jeffery "The Dude" Lebowski lives gracefully, taking all that happens to him simply and impersonally. No matter how bad his day gets, he is able to move forward, even in the face of outright hatred. He seeks no answers as to why the world treats him as it does. 

His bewilderment is moment to moment, his anger never constant. He is at peace with the people around him, treating them as equals, proving a positive force. His energy is relaxed, secure, and honest. 

He takes the world as it is, in direct opposition to the people around him, such as Walter, who scapegoats everything on Vietnam, so self-involved and wrathful that he can't see anything outside of himself, and Uli the Nihilist, who bemoans the "unfairness" of later situations.

A Serious Man's Lawrence "Larry" Gopnik lives tensely, refusing to accept that terrible things happen to people for no reason, that no real structure or narrative can be found in the chaos of human existence. With everything that happens to him, his own energy grows increasingly more anxious and emotionally draining.

 His relationship with the people in the society around him is as hostile as the Dude's, with people constantly disregarding him. However, where as The Dude has healthy boundaries with others, Larry has none, exacerbating his own interactions with people until they become whiny and toxic.

This extends to almost the characters, who are ultimately cowards and children, facing nothing for themselves, never speaking honestly, always putting negativity out into the world. Larry's daughter complains constantly, his wife is a shrew who refuses to treat him like an adult, Clive retreats to his father to deal with his problems for him.

The Dude receives with simplicity all that happens to him. Larry does not, until his own life crumbles. The Dude does not allow this to happen to him. Larry has allowed the world around him to make him as entitled and self-involved as they are. The Dude stands tall, secure in who he is, at peace with the world's chaos.

This double feature is an acute observation into the minds of the Coen Brothers and how they perceive living, ultimately pitying those who cannot take responsibility for their lives, those who allow the struggle of life to affect their own energies. It is a case study of "receiving with simplicity" and of how the energy we place out into the world can help make life easier... or make it that much more difficult.

Larry Gopnik "didn't do anything," which is exactly the problem. Without boundaries in the right places, he has been stepped on and mutated into a shambling mess of a person.

Meanwhile?

The Dude Abides.

- The Songbird

Double Feature: The Horror of Responsibility - Eraserhead (1977) & Midsommar (2019)

The films are surreal domestic drama horror-comedies directed by AFI scholars centering around the dissolution of an unhealthy relationship as the result of the male protagonist's refusal to accept responsibility and face adulthood, embracing fatalism and hedonism, all the while the world around them proving isolating vacuums, simultaneously grotesque and hilarious in their absurdity and hostility.

They feature deformed children, deceptively happy endings for their protagonists, and similar executions to their finales (haunting crescendos before sudden stops)

Friday, August 30, 2019

Why Must Such Fascinating Things Remain Out Of Reach?

The Amazon Prime Original Series, Carnival Row (based on Travis Beacham's unproduced screenplay, A Killing on Carnival Row, premiered on the streaming service yesterday, a neo-noir urban fantasy set in an alternate Victorian London starring Orlando Bloom and Cara Delevingne as a fairy (which is genuinely great casting) working together to solve a series of killings on the titular Carnival Row.

Its designs and atmosphere seem simply spectacular and filled with the sort of things I'd wanted to see in a TV series all my life.



...and it's on a streaming service I will never use. Between The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Carnival Row, and Undone, I fear that's a lot of content up my alley I'll never see.




I hate this streaming bubble, especially knowing most of the content in this wave of services will never be released on physical media and eventually lost. It is a damn shame, a genuine shame where we're unsure such craftsmanship may be totally forgotten going forward, relegated to unreliable digital servers instead of properly archived.

It's deeply concerning. - The Songbird